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Adrian DX Don't get me wrong, but track is probably the best thing Mark Hoppus has done since (+44) - Baby Come On (my favorite Hoppus song ever). Absolutely hilarious punk banger. Favorite track: Not Every Dog Goes to Heaven (National Lampoon's Vacation).
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DZX I had fun listen to this album it's kind of reminded me of an early day of Green day, Blink 182 and more...lot of fun alternative rock and catchy lyrics - bright up you and your doggy's day ...enjoy Favorite track: Gary and the Princess (Carrie Fisher's dog).
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sorakirei I may not be a dog person, but these songs are GREAT and other people's furry friends need help. Favorite track: Not Every Dog Goes to Heaven (National Lampoon's Vacation).
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What’s got four legs and ticks Who’s not good at his tricks He won’t inspire you to put on a tie Race dog, retired- I’m so glad he’s mine He’s last in every race He lets the sprinkler hit his face In doggie heaven, he'll sniff all the butts he likes. But until then, my friend, he’ll just sniff mine Santas Little helper Santos L Halper Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the Simpsons
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don't think that i can sleep alone can't sink my teeth down to the bone they say you can get used to anything but it's not what you do, it's who you do it to you made an enemy today what kind of man does that and thinks he'll get away and that's why you can't go home again it's not what you did, it's who you did it to daisy, i wish you lived a normal life daisy, i wish we lived a normal life
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All I wanted was a happy family Then you peed on the picnic basket Ultimate cockblock Albatross from our cousin Eddie Tied you up to the car behind me You could not keep up Not every dog goes to heaven Dinky you're such a fucking drag Sometimes you just have it coming ‘80s Chevy Chase was rad Got lost on the drive to Phoenix Explain this you son of a bitch Family on a quest Left a body on Normy's front yard We'll all be whistling doo-dah Biggest hole in the west No everything won’t be alright No everything won’t be okay No everything won’t work out this time
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if it's true all dogs go to heaven, why do I feel like I'm in hell? if your love is like the summer then I'm in the middle of winter. Charlie, Charlie He was a dog but he is dead I apologize if there are any mistakes in this song, I used the internet to translate it as this is obviously not my first language. In my experience the people that of France won't let me speak french with them. When I visit they stop me from speaking, so I'm not very confident about my skills & of course conjugations are very hard. Why won't the people of France let me have a conversation with them in french? But I digress this song is about Charlie, who is a dog Charlie, Charlie He was a dog but he is dead Charlie, Charlie and if all dogs go to heaven that would give me great comfort He is a dog, Well technically he WAS a dog he still is but you know what i mean And we all agree there is no such thing as heaven or hell and that is just a construct of man, so this is all just wishful thinking, but again try explaining that to children everywhere. Charlie, Charlie He was a dog but he is dead Charlie, Charlie and if all dogs go to heaven that would give me great comfort
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why'd you have to go and slobber on everything why'd you have to go and (baby) mess up all of my things but I know that I love you and I know you love me too so why'd you have to go and ruin everything beethoven beethoven beethoven beethoven (alright)
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I sit all alone They're gone 30 years from home And shot 20 minutes ago They forgot Body riddled with holes My legend will never live on A gull wing door Opened and then A dog stepped out A forgotten hero of men: Einstein Let's set the record straight Once and for all I am deserving of your praise Despite being a dog I will no longer obey Your beck and call I time traveled today So go ahead and fuck right off A gull wing door Opened and then A dog stepped out A forgotten hero of men: Einstein These are the reasons that I'm lost and found I can't help but feeling like I broke new ground When the people I thought I trusted have all run out There's no time to find what's left behind this old sheephound I pray for the words To speak my mind An existentialist hurt First back in time Without the credit I deserve Can only sit and whine I'm the fuckin' first Your old pal Einstein These are the reasons that I'm lost and found I can't help but feeling like I broke new ground When the people I thought I trusted have all run out There's no time to see the legacy of this sheephound
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I was born in a trash heap. All I wanted was a loving home. Milo pressman commands me. I just do what I am told. My reputation precedes me. To sick balls. Sick balls
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Gary and the Princess Fighting side by side Battling the darkness All through the night She was born in Burbank He came from New York The princess rescued Gary When she fell down from the stars Short, dark and handsome Gary hold on tight Gary found the princess Now it’s gonna be alright Gary and the princess Walking down the street She’s whacked out on something And he’s on his leash See them on the red carpet And behind the velvet rope The princess whispers to Gary, “You’re my only hope” Short, dark and handsome Gary hold on tight Gary found the princess Now it’s gonna be alright It’s gonna be alright It’s gonna be alright Gary and the Princess Soaring through the sky Until one night her highness Well she flew too high Yeah she flew too high Oh she flew too high Oh!!! Send us a postcard Tell us you’re okay Now you walk in starlight So far, far away Short, dark and handsome Gary hold on tight Gary found the princess Now it’s gonna be alright It’s gonna be alright It’s gonna be alright
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Ran away from home, then I got kicked out Need a good agent, keep me out of the pound What can you do for Moose? Barking orders at me’s no use Show me what you can do for Moose Just because I ad-lib don’t mean I ain’t trained Going off-script is my claim to fame What can you do for Moose? I’ll fetch, but it’ll cost you Tell me, what have you got for Moose? *panting* Shoulda got euthanized for what I done Instead of being televised and rerun Success is a cracker upside life’s face It’s bound to fall off, just gotta watch and wait What can you do for Moose? Barking orders at me’s no use Show me what you can do for Moose
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I don’t understand But I believe you anyway Teach me how to sing like that You won’t believe how good I play Let’s take it again from the top You can can count me in With 2 and 3 or 4 and 1 Now isn’t this fun? They don’t understand you They don’t listen to what you say I don’t like how they look at you But I hate it when they look away There but for the abandoned born Will always go a stray Heel on 2 or stay on 1 Now that’s no fun They say that it gets better But it isn’t true It gets much worse But it does get used to you Know when they belittle you Oh they belittle me too Those who can suffer well they do I don’t understand But I believe you anyway Don’t it sound just like a wonderful lie I was payed to say to teach you how to stay I was only running You were running away Give a hand to paw He knew we don’t belong Here in Witchita
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this is fine nothing’s wrong take my time to finish this cup of coffee freshly brewed i ground the beans smells like sunshine life’s a dream this is fine i’m okay with the events unfolding currently didn’t think this could get so fucked up lit a match thought it was much too small to burn everything down ignored the signs there was no reason for this there was no rhyme and now i don’t even feel like i belong to myself i am part of something bigger and as i melt i hope i’ll meet my maker this is fine nothing’s wrong take my time to finish this cup of coffee freshly brewed i ground the beans smells like sunshine life’s a dream
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Picture a land of trolley cars Long before science went too far Two friends who can't be beat (that's right) Real San Francisco treat (mm mmm) Whether the spring or the fall, he was the belle of the ball He went by Bummer, a hell of a dog And at the drop of a hat, he'd kill a bucket of rats He had a nose, I gotta tell ya, it'd cut through the fog And with a bum of a leg, along did Lazarus beg It was a friendship beyond compare For a couple of strays, life sure was gay We're singing their song to this day Kings of the land of trolley cars Two dogs with but a single bark True as the bright, yellow sun (Bummer, Bummer) Two tails that wagged as one (and Lazarus) Kings of the land of trolley cars Two dogs with but a single bark Bummer and Lazarus may be gone, but Forever they'll live in our hearts Bark!

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A compilation album about our favorite dogs. #DogConceptAlbum.

All proceeds that would have gone to the artists will be donated to ASPCA to help the dogs affected by Hurricane Harvey.

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released September 5, 2017

ARTISTS:
Allie Goertz
Casey Boyd
Mark Hoppus
Nerf Herder
Chantal Claret
Mike Krol
The Doubleclicks
Jonah Ray
S.A. Bach
Adam Busch
Dan Bern
Lucia Fasano
Andy Kneis
Jenny's Midnight Screamatorium

PRODUCED BY:
Casey Boyd & Allie Goertz

ALBUM ART:
Perry Shall

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Dog Songs Los Angeles, California

SONGS BY:

Allie Goertz
Casey Boyd
Mark Hoppus
Nerf Herder
Dan Bern
Chantal Claret
Mike Krol
The Doubleclicks
Jonah Ray
Lucia Fusano
S.A. Bach
Adam Busch
Andy Kneis
Jenny's Midnight Screamatorium
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